Cotton Cock

A tampon

I need to get a cotton cock. My period just started.

by shelberbelber June 2, 2011

Cock-lougie

For a male to ejaculate on someone or something.

I am going to hock a cock-lougie on your face.

by DuckyMN April 15, 2009

Cock Toll

A service rendered upon one's cock in exchange for safe passage or good deeds. It can be used in multiple contexts.

"Hey Morgan, I want to go to the bars tonight."

"No Leanne, in order to go out tonight, your going to need to pay the cock toll first."

by Charlotte62241 May 12, 2009

cock wacker

1)someone who acts like a dickhead or does stupid stuff.

2)somne who jerks off when other guys are around

1)brady spilled pop on me, what a cock wacker!

2)cody is such a cock wacker, i walked in on him the other day!it ws ansty!

by brady sucks April 9, 2007

cock treader

A cock treader is someone who steals girls from another guy, usually (but not always) just to piss the other guy off.

"Dom picked up this hot girl in the club, and was convinced that he staying at her place tonight, but I totally trod on his cock and now Dom is going home alone! I didn't even like that skank bitch!"

Guy #1 "Dude I finally had the balls to ask her out for a drink, and she said yes!"

Guy #2 "Damn shes hot, i might just have to have her for myself!"

Guy #1 "Man you're such a cock treader!"

by MakaveLee December 30, 2008

Mouse cock

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.

Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013

cock shiner

One who polishes a penis with saliva to the point it shines

That Ben cant fight but he is a world class cock shiner

by karatehottie March 12, 2014