Nut Sack Chigger

A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.

My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

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Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.

A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own

by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021

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nuts lock up

When a male moves his lower abdomen, lower body in a way that causes his " nuts to lock up", or get tangled internally.

My husband was so busy being an asshole, by waving his legs at me while sitting in a lawn chair, that he maneuvered his "nuts lock up" from the rapid movement of his lower body; later requring surgery to be correcred..LMAO #KARMA

by Ms.Kitten82 January 27, 2018

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Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.

"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"

by Butthole Betty January 11, 2019

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