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Fortnite 

A game where 9 year olds risk getting in big trouble for staying up past their bed time of 7pm to play this game and try and get that "victory royal".
Causes: autism
Symptoms: very toxic, addiction,loss of friends and girlfriends

Prevention: abortion
Theres a kid there I'll take the high ground. I'm cracking up some 90s, headshot, I'm downed hes 1hp. How you bot you suck at fortnite. 1 v1 me you noob.
Fortnite by Matty135749 August 10, 2020
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Fortnite 

A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.

Causes: playing fortnite every day

Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.

Prevention: abortion
I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.
Fortnite by Matty135749 August 11, 2020

Fortnite 

A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.

Causes: playing fortnite every day

Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.

Prevention: abortion
I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.
Fortnite by Matty135749 August 11, 2020

Fortnite 

Form of Birth Control in which you will never have sex if you play it
Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl: eww no you play fortnite
Fortnite by Minecraftonmymind August 11, 2020

Fortnight 

Not to mistaken with Fortnite (popular kids game) A fortnight is 2 weeks or 14 and for nerds it is 20160 minutes
Kyle: How was your last fortnight?

Tom: Like the game?
Kyle: No you fucking virgin, how was your past two weeks?
Fortnight by M1n3craft4everrrrr August 12, 2020

fortnite 

the spawn of satan. This word is commonly used by 9 year olds in an elementary school when their teacher asked them what they do in their free time.
I HEaRd mAX pLaYs FoRTNitE
fortnite by Microwave 117 August 13, 2020

Fortnite 

A game where a bunch of 8 year old kids swear their heads off because their mum wont let them buy money
Kid 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite
Kid 2: Sure
Kid 1 kills kid 2
Kid 1: Shit on
Fortnite by Cooperlikespizza August 19, 2020