crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019

Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.

Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!

by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022

bat shit crazy fish

The most manic form of insanity.

Billmom
=

Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?

Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*

by Tragicly Transmitted July 13, 2015

fish

Slang term used to refer to a woman`s reproductive organ. Particularly, the smell.

Yo that bitches' fish was amazing!!

by Danhelo April 21, 2020

Fishes

The way in which idiotic people try to mean more than one fish. They think 'fishes' is a word, but it is grammatically incorrect.

Idiot: "hey, mate. Did you see how many fishes were at that store?
Decent human being: "Fishes? Fish is it's own plural, stupid."
Idiot: "No! You're so wrong."
Decent human being: "I'm not. You idiot."

by Sugar wants Snake proud February 20, 2018

Puffer fish

the most dangerous and simultaneously the cutest animal out there.

Person 1: you heard how paul died?
Person 2:Yha he ate a puffer fish.

by M.05 February 21, 2022

Fishes

Many fish

Theres a lot of fishes over there.

by Jijgtdd January 29, 2021