Something that lives in your homes, eats your wifes carpet, and steals your tv, car(s), and whatever else they can manage to get into their oversized pants. These creatures are also referred to as a negro, or black person.
Mother why is that monkey down the street have his pants to his ankles? Mom: because African Street Monkeys use that as a mating ritual to attract other African Street Monkeys, and also to ward off other possible male mates. If you notice this behaviour darling call animal control and look in the other direction.
by obviously not white July 28, 2013
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A Nebraska sports fan that is obsessed with either University of Nebraska sports or the College Baseball World Series. They often take being a Husker fan to the extreame by wearing corn hats and constantly talking about why Nebraska is better then other teams. They are frequently in denial about the state of Nebraska's football team. They may also adopt a random team for the College Baseball World Series in Omaha. They feel that Texans are an inferior race and that the Big 12 should be abolished.
Two corn monkeys sat behind me at last nights football game and talked the entire time about how Nebraska doesn't get enough respect in the Big 12.
by Glenden June 15, 2010
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by Meme_king_69 November 30, 2022
Get the Shoot a monkey mug.Bottom rung worker, often times in construction trades including skate park construction, boat building, and home construction among others. Usually used in a negative fashion to insult ones lack of care, craftsmanship, and/or dependability on the job. Name is derived from boat hands working to grind fish parts used to attract sharks and other game fish.
"I got about four chum monkeys on my crew that put more nails in the dirt than in the wood."
"Tell that chum monkey over there that if he quits scratching his head and his ass at the same time that his hammer will work better!"
"Tell that chum monkey over there that if he quits scratching his head and his ass at the same time that his hammer will work better!"
by Big Country's Brother March 9, 2010
Get the chum monkey mug.The knuckle-dragging, Darwin-defying, "missing link" to homo sapiens whom you would never see without a beer in hand and whose entire contribution to society is that they're sometimes the "life of the party" despite the fact that their speech is neanderthal and their opinions, when vocalized, are barbaric.
Overpopulated within "frat houses", while shunning true fraternity because "it's gay"
Overpopulated within "frat houses", while shunning true fraternity because "it's gay"
"look at that beer monkey drooling all over the couch"
"that f*cking beer monkey just puked on my shoes!"
"that f*cking beer monkey just puked on my shoes!"
by EY1392 January 1, 2009
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"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."
by Guthlac A February 10, 2010
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