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Joe Hennessey

A big batty boy from trimdon who prances around like he has shat himself and been rammed up the arse. Most of the time he looks like he is falling down a hill and cant pronounce curry and for some reason pronounces it "KERRY". Dont stand within 3 ft of this person when they are talking otherwise you will get drenched in spit. Joe is also a MAMMYS BOY and cant do anything without his mammy and daddy to fuck his little arse the gay cunt
by Grnty January 30, 2024
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Joe mama

unfunny ass joke but i still use it LMAOOOOOOOOO
Guy: Whats ur son's name?
Unfunny ass bitch: Joe
Guy: Last name?
Unfunny ass bitch: Joe mama !
Guy: *beats him up*
by Karmaah February 5, 2024
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Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person
A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024
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Joe Hill

A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.

The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.

With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1

"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 8, 2024
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Joeing

Not being the person that you claim to be. Making yourself the victim in situations that you’re in the wrong.
He was caught in a lie about where he was but got upset that she questioned him in the first place. He then stormed out and proceeded to block her on social media like she did him wrong. He was joeing her, he was not who he claimed to be.
by Speakyourtruth February 8, 2024
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Joe Sixpack

1: What Sarah Palin calls the "average American."

2: An outdatated term to describe an "average American male" usually steriotyped as having a beer belly, watching sports all day, and instantly believing what ever is said on the news. Is steriotyped at having a low-IQ

3: A person with a six-pack, used as a compliment.

4: A deviant and a member of Tzga Order who is known for being the most outright bigoted member of the order, and is isolated from the rest of the members as a result. Wrote various different smut novels usually containing deeply racist, sexist, and transphobic tropes and typical far right beliefs such as dunking on higher education, Hollywood, and the media.
"Joe Sixpack is arguably the most despicable member of the Tzga Order, which is saying something when Tzubmas corrupted over 1000 worlds and timelines, Mitalis is a complete sadist getting off to other's suffering, and Helma's having extreme sexism towards men and imperialistic tendencies.
by KrimsonKatt December 3, 2022
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Joe

Well everyone knows about Joe.
by Diabeetus master December 6, 2022
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