A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.

"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

Knob fishing

When a girl asks for dick pics in return for her nudes but, instead does not send her nudes.

Chloe is knob fishing.
She is a knob fisher

by Tman654 December 21, 2018

dried fish

A girl/woman with a flat chest; no breasts

"Her chest was as flat as a dried fish"

"Omg so true"

by the.weird.person February 16, 2017

fish thief

The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.

“Hey check out The Fish Thief Ray Ray running off with our fish!!!”

by Jack Macko May 4, 2022

fish yeast

So, fish yeast is another name for a yeast infection.

OMG! My puss itches SO fucking bad! I got a super bad case of fish yeast. Holy guacamole!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Dirty Fish Hook

Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.

Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.

by big_dirty_jimmy May 22, 2021