by HonkD May 31, 2020
Get the simpmug. 
a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
by japansko sredstvo za čišćenje June 16, 2021
Get the simpmug. Welcome to the simp nation: Simp ≠ Friendzone
That one guy who is willing to do whatever they want to get the person they like's attention.
Hey, it's ok to simp.
You dropped this ¨👑¨ ...
That one guy who is willing to do whatever they want to get the person they like's attention.
Hey, it's ok to simp.
You dropped this ¨👑¨ ...
by doodimurmom May 23, 2020
Get the simpmug. by shezshezaweeb~ February 28, 2021
Get the simpmug. S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants
I-In
M-my
P-pants
“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
by Jackelanm December 19, 2023
Get the SIMPmug.