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cruke sex

The art of forcefully inserting one's penis into someone who happens to be crying and puking simultaneously.
The other day I had the best of luck. I was walking down the road and stumbled upon a young woman who happened to be crying and puking. Of course I entered her, and let me just say that this was the best cruke sex I have ever had. She got tighter with each weeping heaving convulsion.
by wordman55 August 26, 2012
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Glacier Sex

To engage in sexual intercourse in sub-freezing temperatures.
My wife and I were looking to spice up our sex life, so we had glacier sex in a snowbank!
by LOUNGE March 7, 2009
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sex cold

Sickness with cold like symptoms obtained from having too much sex, or breaking a dry spell. Usually doesn't go away untill you've had sex again
by Rob Johns May 4, 2008
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Saharan Sex

A sexual maneuver in which a man wraps his dick with sandpaper (sandy side out) and fucks someone. This seems incredibly painful (for the victim).
Girl: Give me some Saharan Sex
Guy:Why?
by HOOFAG January 18, 2010
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sex-back

When it is so hot you back is coated in sweat, like after sex.
Walking around in this heat has totally given me sex-back.
by Daniel Ka July 19, 2007
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anal sex

when, typically, a man inserts his penis into a womans anus, in the same form as which one would have vaginal sex. Anal foreplay includes licky, touching, massaging, or otherwise pleasuring the anus or anal muscles. Items such as dildos or vibrators are also often used.
In homosexual acts, being as this is the only genuine penetration available, a man's penis is inserted into another man's anus, same as it would a female.
Many sexually active individuals view snal sex as a safe way to prevents STDs and pregnancy, when in reality, both are still possible. Should the man ejaculate in the woman's anus and the sperm drips out a then into the vaginal orifice, it is quite simply just as risky as vaginal sex.
Anal sex can be extremely pleasurable, and extremely painful, typically more-so in the latter. You can be unaware of whether you enjoy it or hate it, because the two feelings match up so evenly.
Often after anal sex, the woman(man) will experience loosened anal muscles and intense pain in the rectal area, depending upon the amount of lubrication at the time of the intercourse, May people often say that after engaging in anal sex, if the man ejaculated inside the anus, they shit cum, often for many days having liquids, including sperm, drip from the anus when using th bathroom, farting, or even simply walking. Many other post-sex symptoms occur.
Sara let me fuck her in the ass last week. I had to lube my dick up like crazy, and let her ease onto it. While we fucked she was like, "i don't know whether it hurts or feels AMAZING."The next morning, she woke up and when she got out of bed, she was walking like my dick was STILL in her fucking ass. She went to the bathroom, and came out complaining that she'd be shitting cum for a week. Which she did. She says we can't have anal sex again till the pain goes away. HAhaHA.
by DeleriouS? December 16, 2008
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sex doll

A blow up vinyl woman, often used for sex by lonely dorks who can't find pussy, sometimes has three orifices with which one can have intercourse with, some have less....some made for really strange dorks may have more
I really banged my sex doll last night, and wore myself out, so i can't make it into work at best buy today mr. manager sir.
by Ghyslain August 28, 2003
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