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Simp

Because it's zincy she fine as fuck
I simp for zincy
by Zincy simp June 17, 2024
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Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.
Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!
by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024
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Simp

someone who does way too much for a person they like
Ali the simp : bro i made her assignments just to build trust, we are not even dating

dee : you're a simp
by Sabkapapahumai June 30, 2024
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Simpcome

Income from engagements that are gained from farming simps, usually via thirstposting with selfies, AI selfies, and salacious remarks.
Rhamdeep Puntaj: "Oh bb you bobs and vagene are so sex in ferarr!! How you afford big money car? 😍😍😍"
April: "From all the simpcome bb. Don't forget to like and subscribe! 😛"
by ledskof September 3, 2024
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Simp bait

When a woman (usually a drop dead gorgeous one) makes a post online in a way that makes desperate men respond to her in order to stroke her ego.
Lauren posted up a picture of her in a bikini saying, "No man wants to date her." And before you know it, she got a thousand likes and comments from men within the hour. Talk about simp bait.
by Your Boy Pat September 15, 2024
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SIMP

A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.
Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 7, 2024
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by chipsonium October 20, 2024
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