global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 13, 2025

Nesquik poops

It is a type of shit that is very hard to shit out and very small. It has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal

I hate it when I take nesquik poops

by Heta April 25, 2015

cat poop joy stick

i taped a piece of cat shit to an N64 controller and hung it up in an art gallery

I bought a crypto named cat poop joy stick. The ticker is N64. Dev is a fine art genius.

by fine art lover August 08, 2024

Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 26, 2021

Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!

A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!

by CivSki May 29, 2022

shnoop and poop

thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit

yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop

by elongated guapanese January 02, 2024

poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 01, 2020