Gethin John Hens is an icon of his time, top tier bff and pure mad mewing master, worlds No.1 guitarist, loves women (6'10 btw), future Kurt Cobain.
by anonymous February 7, 2024
Get the Gethin John Hensmug. Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024
Get the Johna Johnmug. When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
by Muddcutie February 18, 2022
Get the The John Cenamug. by Persons31j February 13, 2019
Get the Jolly Johnmug. A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.
“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”
by theslayestslay November 29, 2022
Get the John bivona moviemug. by SHIBALL November 23, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by why u swallow April 20, 2018
Get the pierce johnsmug.