Thigh job

When ur bf grabs ur thighs, puts lube or baby oil or anything like that on ur inner thighs, puts both of ur feet on one (1) of his shoulders and fucks ur thighs until he cums all over your tummy!!!

"Hey where were u last night?"

"I was giving my bf a thigh job"

"Dude tmi."

"Idgaf! U asked! :3"

by 😺🎀 May 22, 2024

Singapore Boat Job

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.

I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job

by theguy2024 March 26, 2024

Vim Job

The act of rimming the "event horizon" or most exterior portion of the vaginal entrance with the tongue and avoiding such an act on the anus.

Come on baby, get down there and give me a vim job. Don't get my butthole though, it's filthy.

by Imnewherewhatsthis September 21, 2025

Snot job

When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.

Wow rob gave me a great snot job

by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024

job enterview

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.

Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

Odd job

When you hit a vape and a dab pen at the same time

Hey man did you just do an odd job?

Yeah dude

by Johnny 6987 August 30, 2022

Job

Fuck you job. I'm done. You have extracted more value out of me than you should have been allowed to and the people allowing you to do it are absolute fools.

Hym "I'm not going to take a fucking job from the reason I have to continue working. The only reason I would ever have to continue working is that you are refusing to pay for what you stole and the only reason I would kill your kids is happening right now. So fuck you. You do something about those fukcing reasons FIRST and then I work if I fucking feel like it but probably not. How's that fucking AI treating you? Good? You like the short form content? I'm not negotiating from the inside of an echo chamber and I'm not doing anything these pieces of shit say."

by Hym Iam September 4, 2025