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crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.
I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.
by Equipe05 February 8, 2017
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New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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Hoe

Today I used a hoe for the garden work maybe garden work tool
by Kaboter September 13, 2017
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insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram
Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr
by frogscotch November 26, 2021
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hoe

damn, cricket's such a hoe
by yeeskee December 12, 2018
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Hoe

You
by Boiboiboibop February 3, 2020
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Cancer hoe

It means someone is So toxic and like to fuck around cheap fuck boys that theyre Just a Cancer hoe
Hot boy : Bro Hanna is Such a cancer hoe!
Cheap boy : I know right, shes So cheap dude.
by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020
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