E-dating

dating someone over the internet

person 1: "me and 'artic' have been e-dating for 8 months now!"

person 2: "that sounds kinda lame feek
person 1: "e-dating is fun
#e-dating

by Nootro June 10, 2019

D-E Pistol

The D-E Pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. Now any person who has played literally ANY FPS game can instantly tell that this gun is a Desert Eagle (Deagle for short, and specifically .44 Magnum version, not .50 AE.) It is a BEAST of a pistol, dealing the most damage out of any handgun (Tied with the Magnum pistol, definition coming soon :D ) and having the second highest stopping power out of any gun. (Once again, tied with the M625 revolver. That definition is ALSO coming soon :D ) For those of you who don't know what stopping power is, neither do I. (Ok, I just looked it up....apparently its "the ability to incapacitate a target"? Too hard to understand.) Ok, aside from that, the D-E pistol has some downsides. It has one of the largest detection radiuses in the game, being 70 tiles. Yikes. Not only that, this gun uses Magnum ammo which is pretty rare. Good luck finding it, because its rare. (For reference I have a few hundred hours on the game, found it like 3 times on several different saves.) And the mags for it are even rarer than the gun itself. But if you do get enough ammo and mags, you've got a hell of a reliable secondary.

Timmy: "Oh my god, it took so long, but I finally got the D-E Pistol."

Jimmy: "Good luck getting ammo for it..."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

E-Whore

A person who shows their body on the internet for likes and views.

She shows her boobs in all her videos on TikTok, no wonder she is getting so many likes and views. What an e-whore.

by SICKLoof May 19, 2023

e-karma

The total effect of a person's actions and conduct on email and the Internet during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's email and Internet fate.

Some cruel e-karma blocked Teri from sending any emails to Jane's email address.

by MOCLaw May 04, 2011

w h e e z e

To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.

(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*

(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E

by MrChickinMan March 05, 2021

e-lisp

A incorrect voice to text generated interpretation of what was really meant to be said.

"I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry"

E-lisp - An AI generated incorrect voice to text.

by Cosmicbeefcake November 19, 2021

E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar

Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth

by drimmortal May 08, 2019