Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone, usually when they break a rule/law.

You should get out of that area before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020

Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.

Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

by got that 2mm May 6, 2022

Fan fiction writers

They're not writing for others, they're writing for themselves.

'I'm not going to write an actual smut on here, but you get the general idea.'
'Apparently I need to write fan fiction writers here for it to work. Don't mind me :)'

by *cough*cale's hoe *cough* May 30, 2022

Perjury in written form

A written document / pleading expressing lie to a family, friend, official, government agency, etc.

To commit an act of perjury in written form one must approach a police station and falsely file a report about another.

To make it a double act of perjury in written form one must commit the above, offense #1, then file a declaration to the Superior Court based on the falsely filed police report, twist up the lie and add some more lies but not enough that you think anyone will catch on. Matthew S. 02091884

by Almaden June 8, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! :D

just make a word you lasanga bitch.

Just make a word. Its easy. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! :D

by boblox ron July 24, 2021

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by LTW64writes April 30, 2022

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

dababy agongus sussy balls

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

Fart

s u s s y f a r t

amogus funni s u s f a r t

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by Earthworm SaIIy June 16, 2022