(Tannoy): " Could customers with first-class tickets please progress directly to the VIP lounge where you will be greeted with champagne and cocktails."
"Those with working class tickets should turn right on boarding the aircraft, where they will be greeted by sour-faced lags and wedged into a chair with zero legroom, between a screaming three year old and a forty-stone one-eyed prostitute. Thank you"
"Those with working class tickets should turn right on boarding the aircraft, where they will be greeted by sour-faced lags and wedged into a chair with zero legroom, between a screaming three year old and a forty-stone one-eyed prostitute. Thank you"
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Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.
Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.
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"Get a load of that BMW, it looks like a winking pirate!"
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