Furry Wizard

This is the act of growing ones beard out to an unusually long length, like that of a wizards, then using spermicidal lube to stiffen the beard. After it dries, you then use the now hardened beard to perform the act of anal sex with your partner.

I performed the act of the Furry Wizard and it was undoubtedly the best experience i have ever had.

by Furry Wizard July 11, 2008

Wizards Cup

to blow smoke into an empty cup and let it sit there

Yo, pass me that blunt and that cup so I can make a wizards cup

by ccboyz August 29, 2010

Gay wizard

Normally used for people named Ryan

Ryan is a gay wizard

by Ryan the gay wizard August 08, 2020

Wizard's Staff

to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise

dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!

by 'jammin February 26, 2011

wizard pee

Energy drinks, because they taste like pee and are magically colored.

Hey, I'm feeling pretty exhausted right now, let me go grab some wizard pee to pick me up.

by klv May 24, 2010

Wizards of the Coast

The company behind such games as Magic: The Gathering, the first CCG and still the best after over 10 years.. and Dungeons And Dragons (Aquired by WotC when they bought TSR.)

Owned by Hasbro, they have recently added many horrible features to M:TG which has made the game too.. well.. stupid. They also now own Neopets. :-\

Dude 1: "Dude, I've got to get a Darksteel deck."
Dude 2: "Dude. Magic is passe."
Dude 1: "THAT'S IT!! I CAST URZA'S RAGE ON YOU!!!!!"
Dude 2: "...dude, we're not playing right now."
Dude 1: "Shut up."

by NobleArc February 26, 2004

wizards sleeve

pete rutherford i.e a big fuckin cunt of a fanny that looks like a wizard

did you see that wizards sleeve cry like a bitch when he lost his contract

by cocknbollocks July 07, 2011