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Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
by Fart Prince November 20, 2015
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Mental wizard

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...
Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard
by LS1power July 25, 2016
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red wizard hat

"Lets go buy a red wizard hat."
"Nah, it doesn't exist."
by ThePeoplesWebsite January 9, 2019
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Encrypted Wizard's dick

Does he even have one?
Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?

Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?
by Stupid_Bastard February 17, 2019
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Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
by Umuless March 4, 2021
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Ginger wizard

A ginger wizard is a ginger fucking neek that is good at maths and computers but usually smell like watsits and a very odd wanker.
Yeah mate remember that ginger wizard that went to our school”

“Yeah I remember that twat”
by Jacob heason March 31, 2021
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DOOMING WIZARD

Will single-handedly DOOM your soul, no matter who ever tf you are. He will be the god of earth in 4 days
Me: Fuck off

DOOMING WIZARD: DOOM YOU
Me: OH no pls fuck my wife
by Tectone April 6, 2021
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