weapons of mass distraction

This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading

Get Trolled noob.
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)

by SubconsciousDeviant March 30, 2022

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

by jj July 5, 2003

weapons of mass deception

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.

We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.

by Brian July 11, 2003

advanced weapons training

Homosexual activities engaged in by radical white supremacist types with a need to feel 1337 by holding and shooting each others guns.

I'm a member of an ultra right-wing, Judeo-Christian milita group and one weekend a month we go off to our secret base location for advanced weapons training.

by rBGH March 4, 2007

weapon of ass destruction

weapon used that destructs your ass. how much clearer can you get? its pretty self explainitory.

oh, watch out for the explosion, he's gonna use his weapon of ass destruction again.

by da cheeseballa September 4, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

What you get when you eat Taco Bell food.

That burrito I ate three hours ago turned into a diaarheal weapon on mass destruction.

by Chihuahua August 24, 2003

academic weapon

Mason is an absolute academic weapon, man is goated.

Man is a academic weapon

by Coop1105 October 11, 2022