Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".

"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."

by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024

khaki wedding

1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park

1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."

2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."

by thebeemarie July 1, 2012

Rifle Wedding

A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.

The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.

by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022

Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest

Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding

by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

bologna wedding

1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.

We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.

by mouse wheel April 23, 2020

Arkansas Wedding

See shotgun wedding, married under circumstances, but with a relative.

I don’t see why they’re rushing for an Arkansas Wedding, the baby gonna have the same name either way.

by dananapatman September 6, 2023

black tie wedding

a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.

guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!

by guccigirl1738 January 4, 2017