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log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.
That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.
by Brave Dave C February 29, 2016
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Redneck Wash

Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)
Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!
by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016
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bot wash

A defined area where two people can meet and experiment with rimming
Meet me in the bot wash, Jon.
by Scruff_pup September 1, 2017
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Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.
The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.
by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019
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Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016
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self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands
I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash
by jagwaggin March 22, 2011
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Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
by Car washer February 8, 2020
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