soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009

Velvet Punch

A term used to describe a betrayal by someone or something considered to be virtuous and then is shown to be the opposite. It leads to a feeling of great unease by a soft movement, like a punch from a velvet boxing glove

“I was watching this comedy and all of a sudden it became serious. It was a real velvet punch”

by Hugh Wards May 17, 2020

velvet hole

The vagina

I got some velvet hole last night

by nomad54321 April 25, 2014

velvet verm

when verm gives it to linda in the ass causing her to orgasm multiple times

Verm bends linda over the bed in their house and gives her a velvet verm hard and fast.

by frank bambioli January 9, 2010

Bella Velvet Muse

Bella Velvet Muse (noun) 🍷✨
A poetic and romantic nickname for a beloved woman who embodies the elegance of velvet, the richness of wine, and the inspiration of a muse. She moves like wine in a crystalline glass, captivating hearts with her deep beauty, delicate grace, and enchanting presence.

"Every time she smiles, I call her my Bella Velvet Muse—my eternal love, my finest wine."

by 💖 Creator of Bella Velvet Mus March 11, 2025

Velvet mafia

A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.

The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Velvet Tunnel

Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.

Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.

by stage slave January 31, 2023