Tort

A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.

Our tort was built really well.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

tortilla fingers

A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.

Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"

by fuaXz May 19, 2016

tortilinies

Tortilinies is a synonym for tities

"So how big were her tortilinies?"
"They were the biggest tortilinies I have ever seen"

by Ludachrisbish June 1, 2016

Tortilla

A Mexican girl, also know as a burrito

Did you see that Allan got himself a tortilla.
That burrito gots a fatty on her.

by Statechamp5 January 8, 2017

tortoise pigeons

the humorous name for the fake Yeezy Boost 350 Turtle Doves

- Damn, I got scammed for the yeezys
- Shit man, you got the tortoise pigeons

by ibelongwithmemes0000 April 28, 2017

Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.

Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."

by Prgxisu August 13, 2017

Tortoising

When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.

Sir can i go to the toilet? I am already tortoising.

by Tortoising October 9, 2017