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I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
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Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.
Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*
by Moldybread August 16, 2019
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She’s Sure Taking It Well

We decided to try
Going our own ways for while
And give each other some space
But I never dreamed it would be miles
I thought she would cry
While she was packing up

I guess something isn't wrong enough

She's sure taking it well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here

Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well
There go all of my dreams
Melting like sugar in the rain
I would love to believe
She's only smiling through the pain
All the tears are mine
Shouldn't she be sad
After losing everything we had

She’s Sure Taking It Well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here

Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well

She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
by Death Menace June 27, 2022
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You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.
A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"
by Ru_ox May 14, 2023
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Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.
"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010
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Taking Cookies

Attaining the wanted object from an opponent in any type of athletic event, especially soccer and basketball. When attempting to attain said object it is common to utter the phrase, "Cookie cookie cookie!" as the Cookie Monster from Sesame St. often exclaimed.
"Damn he stole the ball right off his foot!"
"Yeah, he's been taking cookies all night!"
by Crusticles January 18, 2012
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I'm taking ya!

A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.
Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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Taking a break

Taking a break is when you separate from your significant other for an undetermined amount of time,usually with the intent to get back together.
More often than not,the people taking the break usually end up fooling around with other people,which damages their relationship,probably causing a permanent breakup.
All the things you do whilst "taking a break" will be called upon,even though taking a break is totally a way to cheat and get away with it.
Some people don't understand that.

Chances are,if the guy says he wants to take a break,he's going to screw your hot friend he's had his eye on the whole relationship.While this is happening,the girl will be hoping she can "make it all better" somehow.This can usually be resolved when both of them move on,or the guy gets tired of the hot friend,and goes back to his girl.

If the girl says she wants to take a break,she's going to screw your friend she's had her eye on for the whole relationship(whore).Except in this case, the guy will inevitably end up getting into a fistfight with the friend,and shit will go down.How this one is resolved,I do not know.
John: Babe,I think we need to take a break. Claire: Okay,I guess we can do that.
::John gets drunk and screws Claire's hot friend Stephanie::
2 days later--
Claire: YOU FUCKED STEPHANIE OMFGGGG!!1!!11!
John: We're taking a break,remember?
Claire: Oh yeah...well when you want to get back together,I'm totally going to hold that against you.
John: Fair enough.
by Boogiepopdemon July 18, 2007
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