Mia Turner

Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.

Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.

Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.

She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.

Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”

by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022

Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.

I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.

by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020

santonio turner

Santonio turner.. the best friend in the whole wide world that's got you're back no matter what !he's great in every which way and is a beast in sports!! Hes always there for you no matter what and when you need all you need to do is ask after all he is the best broski in the world.

Dang look at Santonio turner go again! # 59 scored another touchdown and he cured his best friends heart right before the game!

by Curly fries. August 15, 2017

korey turner

A great good looking animal great at any games can take ur Mrs and anything u own u should be scared damn hes such a korey turner

Damn he's such a korey turner

by Damn 123 December 24, 2019

sheldon turner

Tierra Reynolds's Boyfriend

Hi I'm Sheldon Turner.

by Tamale August 2, 2017

Shower Turner Oner

What you turn on the shower with.

Hey Ava! Can you please use the shower turner oner and turn on the shower for me?

by squasha_ November 19, 2020

A Turner

Getting so drunk you piss yourself through your pants and move on without a second thought.

Holy shit!! She just pissed all over the floor. That’s such A Turner

by Jtjkwmmfmfm August 16, 2024