Turkey Slap

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

by Sullos January 13, 2009

Gold Turkey

Extreme Indulgence, typically in the form of high intensity debauchery (Drugs, Sex and Alcohol). The opposite of Cold Turkey

Rob: "Lads, for lent this year, I think we should go Gold Turkey."
Tom replies with passion: "We will party for forty days and forty nights."

by JBrony April 14, 2020

Turkey Cutter

Somebody with a nice ass.

I saw this girl last night and she had a great turkey cutter!

by BORFborf.05 March 19, 2017

Bloody Turkey

A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.

Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.

by Colchias March 9, 2015

Reverse Turkey

When you run up behind your friend and tickle his balls while gobbling

Ahhhh hey dude stop fuckin reverse turkeying me we’re at church

Gobble gobble bitch

by Ostrichthekid October 25, 2019

Turkey Mama

A Fat Girl With Big Boobs And Big Ass

Damnnn she gained weight! She a turkey mama now!!

by Ronnie Ron July 13, 2022

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

by Treg123 November 25, 2009