fetus tapper

Normally a sexual act performed by an ex boyfriend, preferably when the fetus carrier is pregnant with someone elses child.

He is out being a "fetus tapper" again!

by No Standards July 24, 2009

Chiefing Tapper

n.) A villain who chiefs the blunt over and over again, until the point of tapping out because they got too high.

AH! Matt kept hogging all the weed in rotation, but stopped smoking because he got to high, hes a chiefing tapper!

by Smoker129 July 24, 2009

Big Topper

N.

1) A person who is the best at his profession,job or hobby

2) A person who is a circus groupie

1) You see how that guy just double teamed those two broads? That is why he is the Big Topper

2) Dude, elephants, clowns and those dumbass niggas taming those lions are not cool, how did you become such a Big Topper

by The Big Topper June 5, 2010

bar topper

When he/she is mad or upset with the bartender and decides to take a pee or dump on the bar.

1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."

by CaNoJe August 27, 2011

ass-tappery

Simply a word used both as an adverb or adjective describing one's engagement in the sexual arts.

"He is the master of ass-tappery, he banged that whole group of freshman before the end of fall quarter."

"His sexing is ass-tappery at its finest"

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

titty topper

Another word for nipple

She got huge ass titty toppers

by Gabe owner February 4, 2015