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Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.
"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"
by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024
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Pookie World Tour

A point in time where it was so fun, you forgot to record
“Hey did you have any pics from pookie world tour?”

“Nah I wasn’t even on my phone it was so good.”
by mcklee109 May 26, 2022
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slap on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.
by SoSerene October 27, 2017
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tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.
Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.
by Imtfbundy September 12, 2017
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Tour de France

The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)
Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!
by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010
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Warped Tour 2005

This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.

Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”

It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.
Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.

Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.

Person 2: ya I agree.
by Dontworkhereanymore August 15, 2022
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80's Comeback Tour

The act of being temporarily obsessed with a movie, actor, song, artist, game or television show from the 80's and gloating to peers and family about how "good times used to be", ironically this predominantly occurs in people who were either to young to remember or weren't alive during the 80's
Guy 1: I've then watching a whole bunch of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies lately

Guy 2: stop it man, you having a 80's Comeback Tour
by Definitions for dayz April 23, 2017
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