Deaf as a post

To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them

Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post

by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020

Post Thief

One who steals your FaceBook posts and reposts them as their own.

I put a post on my Face Book wall and Mary copied and pasted it to her wall as her own post! Mary is a "Post Thief"!

by Complimented December 27, 2009

Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.

Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.

by jcougs May 15, 2014

Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.

George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

ghost post

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.

"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."

by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018

post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.

“running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy

by post dog March 4, 2021

Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.

Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.

by Smerv January 27, 2023