material thickness

(adj.) 1. Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.

scenario #1: Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!

scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.

by El Magico July 2, 2007

thick

a girl whose medium size. Not fat nor skinny, Just average. A Thick girl usually haves a curvy/slim waist with a big behind, hips AND thighs.

Beyonce, Ashanti, and Ciara are examples of being thick cuz they're not fat or skinny, They have a hourglass figure. Small Upper Body,(arms, waist, etc), Thick Lower Body (big booty/ hips/thighs/big calves or shapely nice legs)

by Pisc April 9, 2006

thick

1. a stupid oaf.

Thick people are really blonde and are incredibly annoying.

shit, that billy character is really thick eh?

by Lambda November 13, 2004

skinny thick

As described in comedian Liz Feldman's stand-up routine, it's a skinny guy with a thick penis.

You would think he's small because he only weighs 100 pounds, but he's skinny thick.

by JazStarr May 27, 2010

thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

thick

thick, as in thickness of the skull, meaning the person is very stupid. Word is used to say someone else is stupid.

Dude, your so thick.

No it isn't you retard, are you thick or something?

by noob_cakez February 7, 2009

Thicknicity

Someone who is stupid or thick...can also be used to describe the thickness of an objuect.

The thicknicity of that person is unreal

The thicknicity of that table

by tuffy runnners April 3, 2008