Theres a desert in my mouth

1. When a stoner gets cottonmouth and desires a beverage to quench their thirst.

Hey man...theres a desert in my mouth...wanna got to 7/11?

by Whiskerz and Teamkilla June 20, 2010

Theresa

Strong

Mother theresa

by Theresa1 November 24, 2021

catch these cookies

similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.

Rami Malek is soooOo hot. He can catch these cookies anyday.

by poldank3000 January 12, 2017

Pad These Lit is Yocs

1. If you switch up all the letters, it will read: Politics these days
2. A retarded book title

If you don't like talking politics, just say: Pad These Lit is Yocs.Of course people would call you the depression monster.

by L&FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF November 24, 2020

dragin these nuts

funny prank for your degenerate friends

Alex: have you heard of the new imagine dragons' song?
Sam: No, and who's imagine dragons?
Alex: ... IMAGINE DRAGIN THES NUTSSS

"dragin these nuts" is a phrase commonly used after temping your friend to say who is "Imagine dragons" or something that has dragon in it.

by ceramicfootball December 10, 2021

what are these

Same as what are those, but "these" refers to gloves.

D'Neille, hun, what are these? Does some unfortunate little boy have these AND cold hands? Are these what you wear when you chop wood for your husband? No, these must be from the lost and found on the side of the highway.

by HOSESLANGER January 4, 2018

St. Theresa of Lisieux CHS

every human is Italian and will remind you of that every second. Lots of fancy-ass cars with stay-at-home parents lining up at 1:30 to pick up their spoiled kids who are undisciplined in their lives. Rich and stupid spaghetti kids vape in washroom and cry when they get caught lolz.

Spaghetti man: lets go to school
Pizza man: I love St. Theresa of Lisieux CHS!

by onlysugardaddies4me October 21, 2021