death coach

Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.

Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.

Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...

Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.

Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.

After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.

by startPNW99 September 11, 2022

Coach K

Having sex with a blow up doll that looks just like you while a dog sniffs your ass.

Forget the 69, I’ll show you the Coach K

by Handyman1$ February 27, 2024

Dance Coach

1. The guy that controls everything
2. Someone who teaches dance

Girl 1: ugh why is he always in charge
Girl 2: because he’s a Dance Coach

by tvchuu March 21, 2022

Gotum Coach

What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed

Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach

by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018

Coach W

Fucking ugly ass middle aged bitch that nobody likes and is always says the shittest things nobody likes

“Coach W? Oh that guy fucking sucks.”

by Sam Kinisin May 20, 2022

coach borchers

A fat lazy pos coach that touches minors

He’s such a Coach Borchers

by Yuri Padorin December 13, 2021

coach cline

He earned his manhood on Waterboy

Remember when coach cline asked you to play fooseball Bobby

by Bobby Bouchers mama December 31, 2020