Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.
As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.
by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021
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Hubbel treatment

The Hubbel treatment, or "Pulling a Hubbel", refers to the act of overdramatizing breakups and goodbyes. The name comes from the last scene from the 1973 movie "The way we were", where Barbra Streisand's character Katie finally releases her long, aching lover Hubbel Gardner (Played by Robert Redford, hence the "Hubbel").

Can also be used to describe overacting in real life or refer to a drama queen's actions.
When they brok up, she really pulled the Hubbel on him - The hand-on-face manouver, the breaking voice, the starry eyes... The girl's a pro.

-I said I'll wait, but I'm not gonna wait forever...
-Grrl, don't even try that Hubbel treatment on me!
by DeeperBoy June 20, 2010
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Prison Treatment

The process in which Jerome forces himself onto a fellow inmate and preforms gay sex.
Did you hear that Jerome gave Nick the prison treatment in B-Block?
by Cave Brain October 21, 2022
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mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit
He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.
by SummitXTC February 26, 2021
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Lebron Treatment

Using a player’s playstyle to make a claim about their greatness, completely ignoring accolades and accomplishments.
“Bro Kawhi is going off this series, he’s the best player right now”
“But KD better, he a lot better shooter and scorer”
“You’re giving him Lebron Treatment, what exactly has he done so far?”
by MilitaryGradeStrap May 21, 2020
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Elevator Treatment

The Act of police intentionally stopping the elevator in a detention center, between floors and proceeding to violently beat the perp for several minutes before resuming and taking the perp to the jail block and citing that the person slipped in the elevator. (Happens if the perp seriously pisses off the cops ) the operation being common in the 80's and 90's when most elevators were not equipped with CCTV
Damn man they just brought Jason back from Interrogation, By the looks of his face they gave him the Elevator treatment on the way back. Must've pissed them off during the session"
by Hawkeye_PC November 16, 2023
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four wall treatment

Analogous to a 'tune up.' Typically performed one-on-one, behind closed doors, in a private office/room.
Recruit #1: "How the hell did Jones break his beak like that? Is it true that he got the four wall treatment from Rodriguez?"
Recruit #2: "Shit, brah, all I know is that he was gettin' an ass chewin' from Gunny Rodriguez, then I heard him mouth off with something, then it was like 'BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM.' Then the shit got real quiet. So I took off before Gunny four-walled my skinny ass next!"
by Boneyard, Nails June 21, 2018
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