science project

A form of organic matter (usually food) left unattended for so long that it has grown its own ecosystem of molds, fungi, and insects.

A: Jesus fucking christ man I think I found out what that smell was
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project

by birhon August 12, 2023

Project Manager

Someone who creates memes and doesn't work.

The project manager created great content today. His memes were on point.

by WoahWoah1432 July 28, 2022

Astral projection

The feeling of being out of your own body, spiritually.

Bro I came so hard last night, I almost experienced an Astral Projection

by Thatonehotdude February 17, 2022

Project Zeus

An enormous joint made by sticking 3 king sized rizlas together, two horizontally and one vertically.

Made famous through the well know television show "Big Ganja House" the project zeus first appeared in a 6-week special filmed at the Epton residence.

It has now become the symbol of all that is pot-head.

Not to be confused with the Mini Zeus or the Doctor Zeus

Jim: "Safe bledd, Project Zeus it?"
Stu: "Yeahh boy"


Jay: "Got any kingys?"
Chris: "Nah, fuck it, make a mini Zeus"

by Jay-Bledd January 26, 2009

MS Project

A tool above all tools for managing space, time and even MSN.

I love working with MS Project. I will install MS Project right now.

by Hard Wear September 11, 2005

female projects

if your single and your working on a girl to get with this way you can play the field with mutiple people and not do nothing wrong

dave:hay lad have you goten with anyone yet
ben:no but ive got some female projects on the go just looking for whos the best girl

by ben ingo December 7, 2007

Project Guy

Dating someone that you have the sole purpose to change, fix, or improve. Having no other true interest in this person other than wanting to make them better.

"She just wants to give him better style, swag, and a better vocabulary. He's a total project guy."

by Broshawnallamalickdus May 17, 2012