mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.

My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.

by SCUM is my raver name! July 14, 2020

Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021

mushroom butter

Putting breast milk in a girls butt hole and churning it with your mushroom head until it turns to butter

I made mushroom butter on my date last night and put that shit on some toast

by Red Juan Elgordo November 5, 2022

Mushroom Trim

When someones hair sprouts outwards like a mushroom
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people

Sam G:" My Mushroom Trim gets in the way of me and I keep walking into walls"
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease

by Unknown Cheffer July 6, 2020

double mushroom

the act during a threesome of a girl giving fellatio to two guys at the same time

Boris: so she was giving me a blue job when her boyfriend walked in
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom

by yunknasty February 11, 2013

Rapid mushroom

Sexual act involving just the tip in a quick horizontal thrusting fashion

Tonight I'm going to give you the rapid mushroom you've been longing for honey.

by Box Master 9000 July 27, 2017

shitaci mushrooms

A word used in place of shit or fuck.

Oh shitaci mushrooms I left my phone at her house

by XvaehX October 26, 2017