matthew good

A sweet alternative singer who dares to bend the shape of modern rock.

Matthew Good in a coma is a sweet album.

by Awesomeoldme May 4, 2006

Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.

That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

mr. Matthews

gay ass teacher who fucking raped mr. prado in the school’s bathroom

a mf faggot who had sex with his dad

mr. Matthews raped 2 kids in the school bathroom in Africa

by Gay assss May 10, 2018

Matthew Bisson

A total dickhead in my class who always pisses me off and who i Vow to take revenge on all of his family and everything he loves.

Once Matthew Bisson had pissesed me off for the last time, i burnt down his house and murdered all of his family

by Mr Picekle May 12, 2019

Matthew Gay

Matthew is a gay icon. Someone looking for a cute boyfriend to cry on when things are rough. He loves all, but most do not love him. He is smart, but no one sees it. He tries to be funny, but his audience is not quite understood. Matthew is a legend, and if you are a Matthew, you're a legend too.

oh god, there's that gay wad matthew
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.

by SmittyMattJunior January 4, 2022

matthew chan

the kindest most huggable beautiful soul ever. with the MOST GORGEOUS BROWN NON-POOP COLORED EYES EVER. WOW, MAN. HIS EYES ARE JUST SO EYEBALL-LIKE AND SO SIMILAR TO THE THINGS HUMANS USE TO SEE WITH. when i see this man, its on SIGHT. but not in the fighting way, in the hugging and cherishing way.

jess: "have you seen this guy names matthew chan?"
ashish : "no i have not, but i heard hes a hottie!!!"
liam: "oh my goodness, yeah hes the most gorg person i've ever seen"
jess: "im about to bust just thinking about him."

by bigdickjess March 28, 2021

Matthew Stafford

1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years

2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.

Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?

Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.

by Cantguardme035 May 7, 2020