Kyle

did something wrong

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE NO WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

Kyle

A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.

Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.

by Cloudd June 9, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is that typical biker that non stop drinks monster and he has spiky blonde hair.

Bikers: “hey Kyle.”
Kyle: “you guys want a monster then we can hit the track.”

by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019

Kyle

Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.

Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.

by anonymous September 17, 2020

To Kyle

To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.

Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.

by Godel Beckham Jr. November 4, 2021

Kyle

A man who drinks monster energy and is a real man.

Kyle is awsome

by SHITHEADDICKBITCHFUCKINGCOONS August 17, 2019

Kyle

GAMER
MONSTER ENERGY
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
DRYWALL

KYLE GAMER

by YumYim October 28, 2019