John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME
I am John YOU ARE NOT.
by UltraSteel March 12, 2019
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John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man
If you date a guy date a John
by Date a John October 24, 2019
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John

Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.
Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
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John

“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John”
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John

1. A Toilet

2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.

3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.

He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
1. "I need to go hit the John, be right back."

2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."

3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
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John

John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage
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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
by Fiddlewick March 23, 2019
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