Jamaican Man

Very tough guy with a philosophical mind.

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.

by Gym Lion January 24, 2022

Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Jamaican juice

Jamaican juice it’s a drink that get you crazy have cock long asl at a 10 to 20 size

Tom wake up with a rock hard cock I been drinking Jamaican juice

by Oscar switch March 30, 2022

Jamaican Broccoli

Another name for Marijuana.

"Hey do you have some Jamaican broccoli at home."

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass

I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020

yellow jamaican

when you make a drink 50% hot chocolate 50% vodka.

Hey George can you snag me a yellow Jamaican.

by Owen Wrong January 29, 2021

Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.

Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!

by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021