Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

cherry picking gloves

Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.

That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!

by Braveheart 16.5% February 10, 2017

fishermans glove

The inserted hand of a man into a woman's vagina. The fluids of which smell rank!

FIRST MAN: "Dam! Smells like a cunt, that does!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"

by Cleanboi December 12, 2013

sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first

I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time

by master_thune February 4, 2010

LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!

an exclamatory term of pride

A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Hitting the glove

Beating your dick, spanking your monkey, choking the chicken. Hitting palmela

I walked past his room and I caught him red handed hitting the glove.

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015