What did you expect from a Bog Tory?
He has all the reactionary views consistent with being a Bog Tory!
The Bog Tories pride themselves on being the party of law and order..
He has all the reactionary views consistent with being a Bog Tory!
The Bog Tories pride themselves on being the party of law and order..
by Funkshot February 18, 2023
Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.
by Deathbystereo667 November 05, 2023
When a man covers his penis with hot sauce then proceeds to fuck his woman in the ass,making her scream.
by Jrt2016 January 15, 2017
by Michael MACDONALD December 04, 2017
any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.
I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.
by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008
A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.
Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.
by Kahuna Nui April 05, 2022
a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).
hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"
by spacenewt December 08, 2009