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bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.
Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.
by Professor Griff January 30, 2009
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Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.
"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.
by Cheefroach June 30, 2025
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Multi-Functional Bathroom

The name speaks for itself. It had it's appearance in a YouTube Poop about How It's Made called Wow! It's Made! number 3. Apparently, barrels of beer have to be rolled into them so they can age.
"The barrels are rolled into a Multi-Functional Bathroom" - How It's Made Mystery Narrator.
by TheMysteryWordMaker August 19, 2019
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Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.
frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"
by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025
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Bathroom Bro

Your bathroom bro is someone you meet inside a public restroom, usually one of the two of you needs something the other has.
Dude: my toilet stall was out of paper, but my bathroom bro in the next door stall tossed his under.
by SpanktheMonky June 24, 2017
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Bathroom

A place where you take a large sh*t, piss, etc
I neeeeeed to use the bathroom, Amy said

It’s may I use the bathroom amy, mrs.cooch
by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022
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