Brand Aid

Someone who wears only one brand, essentially spending everything they own to fund their obsession to abercrombie and fitch, hollister etc..

Person 1- did you see tiffany's new hollister shirt?

Person 2- dude, shes a brand aider.. what did you expect?

by only unused name May 28, 2011

colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".

man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.

by shifter2 February 21, 2008

AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.

"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."

by Passionate James January 19, 2014

Weed aids

The fatal disease you receive for either going anti-clockwise or skipping someone out in a weed circle. Symptoms involve nosebleeds, projectile vomiting and green discharge

"oi don't skip Jake out you'll get weed aids you speck-head

by Maxxxxxam November 23, 2019

AIDS ribboned

Refers to the 90s sitcom "Seinfeld" when Kramer refused to wear a ribbon for an AIDS Walk event and got harassed and assaulted for it. While being confronted about it by a mob of AIDS Walk participants in an alleyway, he yelled out "This is America!!! I dont have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!!!!!" and then they proceeded to assault him as he was trying to get away from them by climbing up a ladder that was attached to the side of a building.

Basically, the term "AIDS ribboned" is warranted in any situation where a group of people try to compell you to do something for no valid reason other than "everyone else is doing it"

Dude, I got AIDS ribboned at work for not wanting to wear one of those stupid tee shirts for the big company meeting/presentation/luncheon event.

by Turfjones904 September 2, 2020

Jäger-aid

when you mix Jägermeister with Country Time lemonade that has mixed with water already.

yo I got so hung over last night by drinking that "Jäger-aid"

by T.S.1324 June 16, 2011

New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.

Jake hearts the D and has New Aids

by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011