Ticket Sniper

Cops who camp in hidden spots to catch people speeding.

Look out for that Ticket sniper on the right!

by polesquiggens April 14, 2020

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2013

Ticket

Another word for persciption pills

did you go get your tickets today?

by JimBeam1984 January 28, 2009

Galleta Ticket Booth

When a man (usually white) is having sex with a Latino woman, eats a Mexican baked good make for him by said woman, and spits it back into her belly button

Man- Hey Bella, can we do a Galleta Ticket Booth tonight?
Woman- Of course honey, I'll start baking when we get home.

by Andrew the cool dude November 3, 2025

Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl

Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.

by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013