Dutch Shovel

Oh, you wish you knew...

"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.

You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.

by Steampipe May 30, 2024

Shovel lip

Typical of African American male youths. To have one's mouth open, bottom lip hanging low and having the appearance of being completely stoned, or possessing an unusually low IQ. If the thug lowers his head forward while walking, he would "shovel" the dirt with their lower lip.

Quatravion sure is stupid. He walks around with that shovel lip dragging the ground. He's too dumb to close his mouth.

by Melonheadhunter01 November 7, 2021

Turkish shovel

When you scoop the feces out of someone's buttcrack with your penis.

I made sure not to wipe so Liam could give me a turkish shovel.

by Futalover67 September 15, 2025

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

Booger Shovel

Another name for a fingernail

Get that booger shovel out of your nose before you stab yourself in the brain.

by Jackal 187 February 10, 2021