Porn shoes

Shoes that are so silly only a porn star or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have:

Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn

Wow see that blond overthere she must be 6ft tall - nah I bet she's only 5ft out of her porn shoes.

by Neilwill July 27, 2010

Cunting Shoes

Shoes designed for a cunt punt. i.e. steel toe boots, Docs.

That chick is a bitch! Guess we better put on our cunting shoes...we're gonna cunt punt tonight!

by PiratesLifeForMe_AAR April 16, 2008

dad shoes

White new balance sneakers with a navy blue N. Something middle age white men wear because they claim they are comfortable. Usually paired with wrangler jeans or khaki pants. Also a form of birth control

I couldn't date him.. he wears dad shoes.

by HyOmin June 23, 2017

comfortable shoes

Shoes worn by lesbians that are devoid of style and often look manly; a distinguishing charastic of lesbians. lesbian rug muncher dyke

Look at the dyke over there in the comfortable shoes.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

Jesus shoes

flip flops or sandals, must have a strap between one or more toes, can be any material but leather is prefered

he came back from the beach and is still wearing his jesus shoes

by oneofone May 9, 2013

Kuribo's Shoe

The ultimate power-up in all of gaming.

Mark knew Mario was an unstoppable juggernaut when he went into Kuribo's Shoe.

None would be spared.

by Tait Nucleus December 5, 2003

slick shoes

Data invents these in the movie "The Goonies" (He uses them on the log bridge right before the skull piano room), They are shoes with a compartment in the heel that stores oil and when the oil is released they create a slippery surface behind the person with the shoes. Also the name of a very cool punk band and my Counter-Strike SN.

Data used his slick shoes to slip up the Fratelli's.

by Pat May 11, 2004