Smurf cum

Have you tasted Smurf cum

Yea

I love Smurf cum

by P0rn lover November 14, 2020

smurf village

When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.

hey smurf village!

by D33PAK DALIA April 07, 2020

Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.

Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!

by davensjournal January 28, 2009

smurf-dingle

a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.

Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.

by jack farfanougin November 14, 2006

Papa Smurf

When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.

Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.

by Beulo June 29, 2009

smurfed

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!

by frankie smokes weed March 11, 2010

smurf

An angry midget that fishes you in the face for no reason (look at fish)

that guy that fished me is a propa smurf

by george n ginga September 11, 2007