chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

by pethead December 21, 2015

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010

Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 06, 2018

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

Booger Shovel

Another name for a fingernail

Get that booger shovel out of your nose before you stab yourself in the brain.

by Jackal 187 February 10, 2021

dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 02, 2017

Dutch Shovel

Oh, you wish you knew...

"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 02, 2017