porch lady

Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.

That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.

by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017

Porch Monkey

A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors

You Black Porch Monkey

by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017

porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.

It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.

by Ernchuck May 30, 2018

porch lean

grape or cherry kool-aid with vodka, for people who are too broke for real lean

Bro, is Jared really sipping?

Nah, its just porch lean.

by lakjdlkfjlaj October 8, 2020

Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 16, 2021

Porch

Idk ask Jackson Leis

“What’s a porch?”

by Nmac06 June 27, 2025

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021