Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..

We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …

by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022

Porch-Monkey

A racial slur used against black people.

"Look at this Porch-Monkey"

by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022

Porch

The “porch” is the hair in the front of a persons head. The kitchen is in the back.

That girls porch and kitchen are nappy as hell.

by Word2Mommy March 19, 2022

The Porch couch

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.

Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.

by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022

porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022